I thought of a fun idea. For some strange reason I love pirate jokes. With Halloween coming up I thought it would be a great time for everyone to share any funny pirate jokes they know. Let's see if there are any I haven't heard. Did you know that September 19th was talk like a Pirate Day. Wish I would have known that earlier. Oh well.
10 comments:
I have one for you Kathi.
What's a pirate's favorite bank?
Wells FAARRRgo
Yeah, I know, it's not actually funny, but it makes me laugh anyway.
I have a pirate theme in my classroom and we celebrate Talk Like a Pirate Day and only do pirate activities all day long.
I know why you love pirate jokes you little air pirate you. Anyhow...
how do pirates know that they are pirates?
They think...therefore they ARRRR matey!
They maybe corny, but they sure make me laugh.
Where does a pirate go to eat? In the kitchen! :) :)
Got another one: What does a pirate name his cat?
GAARRRRfield!
Ha ha ha.
Q: Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
A: Because they can spend years at C!
We got that from www.piratejokes.net.
Kathi
We think that your kids look oh so cute in the big Halloween picture at the top of your blog - Especially Austin with his dimples.
-- Jer and Kristi
Hey Kathi-
Yeah it was so fun running into Kristi. It made me miss you. I agree...let's get together. I gave Kristi my #. Give me a call.
I only know 1 pirate joke and I think you told it to me.
Have you heard about the new pirate movie? It's rated AARRR!
I love your halloween spirit! We should do a party at Little Creek huh? I don't know any pirate jokes, but I finally updated my blog... :)
I always remember Talk Like A Pirate Day because it's Mom's birthday. Ahoy! I got a joke.
A man runs into a pirate on the street and asks him "How did you get that peg leg?" Pirate says "I lost it to a swarm of sharks."
Man asks "Wow, how did you get that hook?" Pirate says "I lost me hand in a sword fight."
Man asks "And how did you get that eye patch?"
Pirate says "A seagull pooped in me eye." And the man asks "And the poop made you lose your eye?"
Pirate responds "No, but it was me first day with the hook!"
Sorry, I don't know any, but that seagull poop one will have me going all day...
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